Post modern

My best friend Noreen just painted my nails all funny. I love them. I’m always complimented on my long fingers so if you know anyone from India’s lucrative hand modelling industry, tell them to call. Thanks in advance!

One Response to Post modern

  1. Tragically, my hands are all stubby and sausage-like. People say they’re cute but all I can think of is Austin Powers talking about carnies: “Small hands…smell like cabbage.”

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