I couldn’t hold out. Noreen and I made pie. And it was goooooood. And she is awesome.
And because I love you, you can make some also. SUPER. EASY.
For lemon pie, you need. 4 lemons, 2 eggs, 1 tin of condensed milk, 2 packets of digestive biscuits/graham crackers, butter. You also need a pie dish and an electric beater.
Motherfuckin’ crush those biscuits.
Add melted butter and stir till it looks ‘crumby’. 1/3 cup should be enough.
Then press down into a pie dish until it feels like a nice dense crust.
Prebake the pie crust for about 5 minutes at 200 degrees. (I’m totally making this up but whatev, follow!)
Grate the zest of a single large lemon into your mixing bowl.
Easy, lemon squeezy.
Add the yolks of the two eggs.
Beat it like a drum. Add the condensed milk within a minute and beat till thick.
Pour onto pie crust and bake for like ten minutes till you touch it with your finger and it feels set.
Fuckin’ eat that shit.












i hate you both……..go die!
But we love you shnooks. Loveeeeee.
More random tracks to listen to while cooking.
Hrm, the link and the vid are actually two different things, just thought I’d mention that.
I have a feeling you could write one of the best foul-mouthed cookbooks of all time. Cooking for Sailors!